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Bread Pillow

Bread Pillow. First it was the scientists with their pickles, now it’s bakers and bread. Someone decided to host a pillow convention in the same city, at the same time, and in the same expo center as a baker’s anonymous meeting. Brace yourself, it resulted in something so adorable, so cute, so likable, so comfy that it’s almost illegal. We give you the bread pillow! Designed to be as fluffy as the clouds inside a…

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Alcohol Shotgun

Alcohol Shotgun. Have you ever been partying and thought to yourself that you just couldn’t drink alcohol fast enough? Maybe if there was a way to get the alcohol to your mouth faster so you could get drunk faster? No? Was that just me? Ah well. Maybe I shouldn’t have kidnapped…er…hired those scientists. Look, the truth is that after breaking them out of jail where they were serving time for pickle related offenses, the scientists…

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Chop Sabers

Chop Sabers. Have you ever eaten something so disgusting, so vile, so wretched that you just felt like stabbing your eyes out with chopsticks?  Now you can steal the high ground and make that food suffer before you eat it with these Chop Sabers. Sometimes you have to do battle with your food before you eat it.  For example, that sushi that you brought home from lunch intending to eat for dinner.  You know it’s…

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Udderly Cow Mug

Udderly Cow Mug. Are you having trouble starting the day? Do you wish that you could start the day off with just the right amount of cow?  Now you can with this udderly great coffee mug. Perfect for those who like milk with their coffee or tea, this mug is there to help get your day mooving along.  Generously sized with a 20 ounce capacity, this mug is perfect for that cow lover in your…

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