Bob Ross Chia Pet. Are you looking for the ultimate home security system? One that is so creepy and terrifying that even the most hardened of criminals, and the horniest of teenagers, will run away from your home screaming about their souls being sucked into the cold lifeless eyes of this terracotta head?
Look, this thing is so powerful that we had to invite both some satanists and some catholic priests to look at this thing. Once the home intruder ran away things started happening.
Things would be misplaced when you weren’t looking at them. If you set down your keys on the table, they would be moved to the key tray within minutes without being touched. Lights started turning off for a few seconds and then back on. It was weird. Of course then the daughter’s boyfriend snuck over in the middle of the night. He will not make that mistake again.
Because he had just snuck in the back door when he saw this red glow staring at him from the bookshelf. He didn’t think anything of it but then he turned around to close the back door and this clay head had moved over to the counter right next to the door.
And he started screaming when the head turned towards the door and looked towards the door with its red eyes and then the door closed on its own. We found him passed out in the kitchen with the terracotta head a few inches from his head on the floor. It looked like he had been trying to open the back door but got dragged away from it. He hasn’t bothered our daughter since then! Worth every penny!