BullShit Button

BullShit Button

May 5, 2022 0 By Bryan

BullShit Button. Are you a straight talker who tells it like it is and doesn’t hold back?  Do you find that you spend too much time around people who would piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining?  Have you had so much smoke blown up your skirt that your farts smell like hickory and last night’s barbeque?

Then you need this handy Bull Shit Button!

BullShit Button

This Bull Shit button is designed to help you warn others that the bovine leavings have become so deep it’s time to open the door and let it all roll outside.

And simply press the handy red button anytime you hear bullshit.  The button will light up and loudly announce either “That was Bullshit!”. With accompanying buzzer sound or will sound a siren and loudly announce “Bullshit Detected.”  This way your friends will know when they need to duck and cover; Unless they get hit by the defecation that has hit the oscillation.

So if you find that you can’t go outside without running into someone; Who couldn’t even think in a straight line if his life depended on it, much less talk in a straight line; Then you need this Bullshit Button in your life today!

 

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