FUNK NEBRASKA HAS FUNK and a whole lot of it. This town is the most funkiest of them all. From the smell to the founders name. The laws in this town require that every other song played at any radio station of any format must be funk.
People here frequently honor the funk and do not wash their feet or arm pits in order to hype up the funk. Barbers on the other hand are not allowed to honor the funk by eating onions between 7 am and noon.
other dumb laws in this town include.
- Hotels must give nightshirts to each guest.
- Don’t be ugly in public.
- Persons with gonorrhea are not allowed to marry.
- Don’t fly a plane while drunk.
- Horse speed limit.
- Barbers are not allowed to eat onions between 7 am and 12 am.
- Don’t spit on the sidewalks.
- Hold your horses.
FUNK NEBRASKA HAS FUNK and some of the strangest laws on the books. But if your just dying to sample the funk for yourself then go there. Or you could just stay at home, and don’t wash your feet, and listen to some good ole fashioned funklike music. Eat some hogs head cheese. And relax knowing you have the funk.