Grow A Boyfriend. Where have all the good men gone? Have you found it almost impossible to find a good man? Does it seem like there is no shortage of terrible men out there? Thankfully science has found the answer yet again!
With the new and improved growable boyfriend, you’ll never be lacking for perfect male company. Need a date to that social function you don’t want to go to anyway? Grow a boyfriend!
Need to bring a guy home to meet mom so she’ll shut up about when you’re going to settle down with a nice man? Tired of being set up on blind dates with creeps and weirdos by your well-meaning but can’t take a hint friends? Grow a boyfriend!
For almost anything you need a man for now you can grow your own! Simply take your new boyfriend out of the package and place it in water for 72 hours. Come back to find your new, smaller than life, male companion.