Liquid Ass. Has this ever happened to you? You’re at work minding your own business, when all of a sudden your office is full of people doing nothing more than needlessly wasting your time. No, you don’t really care about what top Jen from accounting was wearing this morning, and no you really don’t need to know about how Matt and Sarah were seen leaving an empty conference room.
Sometimes you just need to clear a room and blame it on last night’s burritos. That’s why you need Liquid Ass!
Designed to smell worse than last week’s farts and twice as deadly as farts powered by day-old taco bell, liquid ass is the ultimate in portable stench this side of the geneva convention.
Simply spray this small but deadly bottle and sit back and watch the chaos. This butt crack of a smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo is sure to summon the Ass Genie and send your annoying coworkers running for fresh air.
Note: We are not responsible for what may happen to you if you spray this bottle in the confines of your office elevator. We’re certain that no jury would convict when your victims victimize you instead.