NATIONAL FROSTY HEAD DAY. Yes today is the day to go get some head, or even give some head, Whichever you prefer. I know some people like to do both! Diversity is key today. Make sure you don’t just try some German head. Try some Hispanic or even Irish head today.
It is also “National no Housework day” so you don’t have to worry about being clean while having some head. And you can be sloppy while giving it. It is also a great day to go with any size head. Short and fat head, to the long head. If you are brave enough you can even try the ‘yard long’ head. It comes in dark or light. (though I’ve never seen a light one)
NATIONAL FROSTY HEAD DAY is for people of all sexes and types. For all countries and Islands. Would it not be an awesome thing to go to an Island? And when you land shout out “Hey I have Head for everyone!”
Now I know if you have made it this far through this article you may have already spit your head out, Or even chocked on it from laughing so ‘hard’. But keep in mind, My dirty minded readers, As the picture indicates we are talking about beer.