It’s NATIONAL GOOF OFF DAY! That means that your boss can’t complain because you know that they are goofing off. This day can only be used if you work hard the rest of the year. Think about it. If you goof off all the time your boss will come at you. Your boss will most likely start questioning why this day is any different from the others for you.
So feel free to look like you are cleaning something when you are not. Or stock those shelves at a snails pace. Take your time reading the chapter for class. Or my favorite, just pull a Ferris Bulier. Just stay home. Or talk your best friend into having an adventure with you.
And when those are in charge gripe about it, just refer them to this website. Perhapse they will at that point understand, and call for an Ice Cream Day. Or maybe just maybe tell everyone to go home with pay. Highly doubtful but you never know.
No matter what else you do, be sure to goof off. After all it’s NATIONAL GOOF OFF DAY!