SOMETHING ON STICK DAY is what today is all about. Today celebrate things on a stick. Like doughnuts, chocolate covered balls or long sausages. You can even put fruit on it and then celebrate it before eating it.
Of course there are things that already come on a stick that you can celebrate. Like corndogs, or pot stickers. And that is not just things that you put into your mouth. Karen’s come with a pre installed on one. Unlike a corndog you cant remove their stick.
Your boss may also come with or without a stick depending on the mood that day. But rest assured he will want you to celebrate them weather its there or not. So my advice is to eat a corndog in front of your boss and smile.
Be careful with family members that may have woken up with one installed as any misstep can cause a ruckus. And be sure to offer them something juicy on one to help with theirs. By far with my wife it was best to offer chocolate on one.
Trees are already on a one and so are pussy willows. So they are also to be celebrated. Of course Stop signs not so much. But of course your local cop may get on a big one when you fail to stop at the stop sign on a stick.
Of course young people like bananas on sticks. just be sure too eat it and not just slide it in and back out enjoying the extra flavor. No matter what it is if it’s on one today is the day to celebrate it. SOMETHING ON STICK DAY is good for you and good for me. Well unless the thing on one is absolutely being the worst thing on a stick ever.