TOUCHE KID GROUNDS MOMApril 4, 2022
TOUCHE KID GROUNDS MOM PART 2
(Continued from last week) TOUCHE KID GROUNDS MOM part 2. Once the mom and kid arrived at the hospital they waited to see the doctor. They took x-rays of the kids abdomen and sure enough there was the key. The mom demanded that the doctors go in and get it.
The doctors told the mom that they could not do it because it was no longer in his stomach. The nurses died laughing when she wanted them to stick something up his butt to get it out. “Just use something like roto rooter does!”
What the mom did not know is that the kid was smart enough to have done a bit of googling. He knew that there was noting that could be done. He knew that he was safe. The doctors told the mom to take the kid home and wait a few days and it will pass.
It was at this point that the mom had a conniption fit. She was dam near bouncing off every wall in the hospital ER. “I can’t go home, that was the dam house key!, my only one!” The nurses tried to hold back the laughter, and failed.
Now the mom is getting more mad. Then they recommended that she call a lock smith. To which she (not thinking) replied “Why would they be able to get it out of my sons ass!” At this point the laughter could be herd all over the hospital. After a moment she realized that they did not mean it that way.
All the while the kid sat there with a smirk on his face. The doctors asked the kid why he swallowed it. The kid told the story as to why. The mom then said that he would be grounded for 2 months longer, and the kid said “That’s ok mom” I got what i needed. She asked what that was.
Here it comes
“I got even”. “Oh Really” she replied with a smart assed voice. He continued. “Yes Mam. I made a mistake and you grounded me. This was not the first time. But whenever you make a mistake nothing happens to you. And no one grounds you. For all the years you have given me this punishment I give it back to you. In a few days mom, I will give you shit”
With that the doctors left the room and busted out laughing. Who said kids don’t pay attention.