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ALIENS RETURNED 1964 DRAGSTER

ALIENS RETURNED 1964 DRAGSTER

Aliens returned 1964 dragster to a car show. The car was taken overnight back in 1964. The owners thought it had been taken by a rival team but was never found.

But just this past weekend it showed up at a car show in Las Vegas. “My mom was standing in an empty space, walked 6 feet, turned and there it was!” No one saw a flash of light or heard a noise. One second it was not there, and the next there it was.

The dragster was famous and the family won a lot of races before it was abducted. No one knows why the aliens would want a dragster. And one of the first things the owners did after showing up to claim it, was to inspect the tail pipe.

“We wanted to make sure the probe was removed.” And of course that would be my fist thought, Aliens like to stick probes up rear holes. Because the dragster had been in Alien custody for so many years they thought it would never run, but it did turn over.

Shortly after, the government showed up and inspected the dragster. And of course; wait for it. they probed the rear hole deeply.

With gloves all the way to his elbows, one agent reached deep into the hole. they pulled out a small oblong object, put it into a bag, and left the scene.

ALIENS RETURNED 1964 DRAGSTER

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