NATIONAL BIG WIND DAY, but some will take this too far. Though today is all about the highest recorded wind on record; 231Mph, some will take this the other direction. Think due south of the belt. Reportedly there are those around the world and here in the US mostly; That see this day as the day to let loose the biggest wind that their bowls can create.
It is also the day that you do not have to try and be silent about it, you can just let it go. The louder and longer it is the better. And if you can nock someone over than you might be the new record holder. Because causing someone to faint does not count.
Believe it or not some of the best contenders will be skinny girls. They are the ones too embarrassed to let it go regularly so they hold it in. But once they let loose look out! “There She Blows” Ive seen it first hand. Skinny girls can beat out most guys. And lets not forget the scene in the movie “Van Wilder” when he takes Tajh to the strip club, and the stripper lets loose her big wind. And the NATIONAL BIG WIND DAY trophy goes to the skinny girl.