REALARIOUS TOWN NAMES #3 is “Big Foot Texas” No you wont find the harry myth man there. But you will find that the town was named after a Texas ranger named “William Alexander Anderson “Big Foot” Wallace.
He was a tall man with huge feet. So big that he was charged 3x the normal price for boots to cover his feet. He settled in this town after being apart of several violent campaigns against Mexicans and Native Americans,
Some things you must remember when visiting this town or any place in Texas.
- Do not pee on the Alamo or any replica of it
- You can commit harassment of a Big Foot if you see him
- It is illegal to sell your eyes there.
- It is illegal to commit a crime without 24 hour notice. So call to report peeing on the Alamo before you do it.
- It is illegal to milk a cow if you do not own it, So just go to the store.
- It is illegal to be in possession of the encyclopedia Britannica Collection, so just use Google
- Though the town is named “Big Foot” it is illegal to walk around bare foot.
- Never drink your beer wile standing after just 3 sips.
- Illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket, so just carry them on your hip.
- You can not buy cheese on Sunday, but you can still cut it.