Everything You Do is Right Day March 16 2022. So whom ever created this day need their head examined. Here are examples of how this is so not true.
The List
- Sticking your finger up your butt in the middle of a restaurant.
- licking the ass crack of random people in a crowd.
- Squirting mayo down the blouse of a big breasted woman and laugh
- Telling your wife, “You would not ask me about your butt size in those jeans if you hit the gym more.”
- Stapling your bosses tie to the water cooler and then drink from it
- Picking your nose and adding it to your sandwich before eating it.
- Walking into Wal-Mart in a banana hammock and sing the pecker song.
- Telling a cop to hold your beer
- Eating your toe nails while sitting on a bus
- Popping a squat at a bus stop garbage can.
- Squirting Boob milk in the eye of your banker.
- Tasting the gas at the pump to make sure its unleaded.
- Tell random NY’ers what to do
- Believe anything a politician says.
- Opening a conversation by laughing at those that do not own an electric car.
- Kissing the ass of anyone who is not the boss.
- Professing your love for a woman in front of her husband.
- Telling your wife she looks like a ham
- Walking Down the middle of the road and thinking your going to survive.
- And Taunting a bull moose.
- Bending over in front of a Billy Goat and expecting not to get hit.
- Driving the wrong way down a one way street.
- Leaving your business card or license at the scene of a crime
- Peeing on a cop car, while the cop has lunch inside of it and telling them
- Walk into a horse shoe competition with drunk rednecks while being a midget.
- Flipping off anyone whom might be cooking your food and has not served it yet
Everything You Do is Right Day is one big fat lie. And now you know.