HOW TO GET RID OF CRABS!..STAB ONE SIDE BURN THE OTHER!
I do not recommend doing this but here is how it is done by some people in Russia. And this technique may be why they are so angry.
Here are the step by step instructions.
- first get naked
- second make sure that you are free from flammable things.
- next, with an electric trimmer, shave one side of pubic hair.
- wait 5 mins for the little devils to settle down.
- next take a lighter or match, light it, and burn the other side.
Now it gets interesting as it is like playing “Whack A Mole”
- grab an ice pick
- very carefully stab the little devils as they run from the flame.
- DO NOT let them go to your ass, and the hair there or it will give a new definition to |Swamp Ass}
- after you have killed them all, apply preparation H to the whole area and rub in.
As for me, there is no way on this green planet I would ever try this. And I’m SURE none of my readers will try this either. And I would suggest going to the doctor before trying this, or perhaps just abstain from sex and hookers, and beer.
STAB ONE SIDE BURN THE OTHER, my ass.