Live the Slug Life. Have you ever wished you could live life as something else? Something without the cares of day to day drudgery? Well now you can! Just put on this mask and you can live life as one of the most carefree creatures around. The Slug!
No need to worry about things like your job or bills when you’re living the hi…er… low life of a slug. In fact, you won’t worry about anything at all as a slug! Have chores to do? Slugs don’t do chores! Need to go to work? Slugs don’t have jobs! Worried about the in-laws coming over? Slugs don’t even have families! Worried about what your friends might think? You guessed it! Slugs don’t have friends!
You couldn’t ask for a simpler life than that of a carefree and happy slug. It’s even possible that the life of a slug is so relaxing and enjoyable that slugs don’t even want to do anything else but be slugs.
We can’t verify that fact, but the researchers that we sent into the slug habitats sent back letters stating how happy the slugs looked and that they had been accepted into the tribe and wouldn’t be returning to civilization. Turns out the slug lifestyle is so powerfully attractive that even the rescue party decided to stay and live out the rest of their lives in quiet peace as slugs!