SQUISHY FINGER FACE!. Do you hate your coworkers and wish you could squish their heads like silly putty? Well now you can with the ultimate human head shaped stress relief. And this is the ultimate squishy thing.
“Human Face Emotion Balls!” Unlike your thick headed coworkers. These human faces are made of super squishy material. And will hold up to all manner of disfigurement and torture. Because your coworkers will be sure to leave your office as quickly as they can! When you pull a squishable human face out of the top drawer of your office.
For extra effect; Totally hang some of these fake human heads on your office wall. And place them where people have to choose between looking at you. And being creeped out.
Hate long meetings? These face shaped squishy balls. Are convenient enough to fit in any briefcase. You’ll quickly be asked to leave the room. Once you start mutilating this human head That is. When Bob starts droning on about TPS reports. SQUISHY FINGER FACE!
Warning: Not recommended for use by lawyers in courtrooms. We are not responsible for Judges recommending you be held for psychiatric evaluation.