Fat Orange Plush Cat
Fat Orange Plush Cat. We’ve all been through days that made us feel like yesterday’s breakfast. Ran through a tumble dryer in New Jersey. But there are times when you sit there and think it could be worse.
Introducing the cat that has seen it all so much he has a permanent 50 mile stare. The things this cat has been through are so horrifying, So god awful, so disgusting and revolting that even his therapist had to hire a therapist AND a priest.
You know things are about to get bad when you open the box and see this. Thing staring up at you. Like he was just shipped through Satan’s asshole. Alongside last night’s Taco Bell, and a hint of yesterday’s McDonalds.
One reviewer stated they thought the packaging was there to contain the evil spirits that haunted the poor life of this unfortunate…thing…
Good God, it’s so ugly, so revolting, that I can’t even call it a stuffed toy. But one thing is for certain. If you ever felt the desire to question your path in life, just look into the soulless eyes of this poor creature and you’ll gladly put down that shot glass and start drinking water like the oceans are drying up.
One suggested use of this…thing… is a “decoration” for the guest room. I guarantee that your mother in law will NEVER want to sleep in your house again when she finds this monstrosity staring at her all night.
Fat Orange Plush Cat what a great thing.
WARNING: We are not responsible for any feelings of being watched when you’re alone, sensations of cold fingers twisting your insides, or Grandpa’s ashes levitating out of his urn.